The Funeral Service

File the death

Fill it in. The certificate updates as you type. Only the name and the cause are required, we are not monsters.

Project name *

Born (roughly)

Died

Cause of death *

Epitaph

Last words (final commit message)

Survived by

Filing the death (download or share) unlocks your survivor benefits: $1,000,000+ in credits and deals for the next one.

The Funeral Service

Certificate of Death

Office of the Registrar of Departed Startups

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This is to certify that [ Your Project ] departed this world, after a life of building.
Cause of death: to be determined.

"Here lies a great idea nobody wanted."

Registrar of
Departed
Startups

The Funeral Service

Registrar & Chief Mourner

Certificate No. FS-0000

In lieu of flowers, validate your next idea first. launchspread.com

Present this certificate at funeral.launchspread.com/claims to collect your survivor benefits.

Claim approved

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