The Funeral Service
by LaunchSpread ↗
Death filing

Bury the dead,
let the alive live.

Issue an official death certificate for the thing you abandoned. Then collect the survivor benefits ($1,000,000+ in credits and deals). Grief, but make it useful.

File the death

Fill it in. The certificate updates as you type. Only the name and the cause are required, we are not monsters.

Filing the death (download or share) unlocks your survivor benefits: $1,000,000+ in credits and deals for the next one.

The Funeral Service · A LaunchSpread Memorial
Certificate of Death
Office of the Registrar of Departed Startups
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This is to certify that [ Your Project ] departed this world, after a life of building.
Cause of death: to be determined.
"Here lies a great idea nobody wanted."
Registrar of
Departed
Startups
The Funeral Service
Registrar & Chief Mourner
Certificate No. FS-0000

In lieu of flowers, validate your next idea first. launchspread.com

Present this certificate at funeral.launchspread.com/claims to collect your survivor benefits.

Claim approved

You buried something today. That makes you eligible.

We salvaged $1,000,000+ in credits and deals for whatever you build next.

Collect your survivor benefits →